Magic Satire Done Right

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I know there's a ton of you out there who like a little satire in your life. Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert are massively popular for a reason, and I anxiously watch every episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. Also, you know, The Onion is a thing.

And now we have that in Magic.


All credit goes to The Meadery for keeping things fresh and funny at the same times.

After a weekend chock full of SCG Opens, FNMs, and other stuff, it’s clear Standard has been completely solved and there is simply no point in attempting to innovate within the format. Local brewers everywhere are throwing their finished decks into the garbage – sleeves and all – oppressed by the knowledge that there is no point in trying anymore.

You can find the full article here.

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Corbin Hosler

Corbin Hosler is a journalist living in Norman, Oklahoma (also known as the hotbed of Magic). He started playing in Shadowmoor and chased the Pro Tour dream for a few years, culminating in a Star City Games Legacy Open finals appearance in 2011 before deciding to turn to trading and speculation full-time. He writes weekly at and biweekly for LegitMTG. He also cohosts Brainstorm Brewery, the only financial podcast on the net. He can best be reached @Chosler88 on Twitter.

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