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That thing? Rejected flavor text. It's a little-known website out there, but Rejected Flavor Text has some winners. Take, for instance, this rejected flavor text for All Is Dust.

"“Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin,” said the pig from inside the brick house.
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Corbin Hosler

Corbin Hosler is a journalist living in Norman, Oklahoma (also known as the hotbed of Magic). He started playing in Shadowmoor and chased the Pro Tour dream for a few years, culminating in a Star City Games Legacy Open finals appearance in 2011 before deciding to turn to trading and speculation full-time. He writes weekly at QuietSpeculation.com and biweekly for LegitMTG. He also cohosts Brainstorm Brewery, the only financial podcast on the net. He can best be reached @Chosler88 on Twitter.

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