I learned a new thing today.
That thing? Rejected flavor text. It's a little-known website out there, but Rejected Flavor Text has some winners. Take, for instance, this rejected flavor text for All Is Dust.
"“Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin,” said the pig from inside the brick house.
“If you say so,” said Ulamog as he huffed, and puffed, and devoured the pig’s entire plane of existence."
Pretty entertaining. You can find more like this here.