Enough of sucking up to Eric Klug, already. We get it. He's the Goddamn Rembrandt of card alteration. We all know his art is ridiculous, and it sells for ridiculous prices on eBay. But what if we go on eBay looking for something else?
Instead of talking about the Rembrandt of card alterations, let's take a look at some good ones I found on Tumblr.
Perfect for the kitchen table. Your mother's kitchen table. Where you still live. Don't take this to a tournament, please.
I have never painted a card before, but I have to imagine I would, at the very least, make a better choice than Pooh Bear ffs.
This trend really needs to stop.
If this were painted better, it would just be really embarrassing.
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No.No.No.No. Stop it. No.
This is what you want on your Mountain? All the time?
Well, this card used to be worth money.
Talk about a black fly in your Chardonnay.
The Buy-It-Not price was $45. I wish I were joking.
I won't even lie - I do stuff like this between rounds when I'm bored. I don't try to sell them, though. Mostly I just throw them at people.
I have no idea why this was on a bad alters blog, I liked this one.
Let's call this one the coup-de-grace.
What about you? Have any experience with bad alters? Anyone play with nude anime chicks on their basics at FNM? Ever give a card to an alterist and have them botch it? Got any stories of good alters? Too bad! We don't want them today.